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Project Nemesis

Project Nemesis is TiT's high profile, top secret bioweapons project, an attempt to develop a genetically engineered soldier - the ultimate killing machine. The ambitious project, launched two years ago, has been mired in difficulties and is currently two years behind schedule and enormously over budget.

Two years ago, however TiT created Nemesis One but, unfortunately, it killed everyone in the facility and ran off. Last year, Nemesis Two was unveiled, billed as the ultimate killing machine with a conscience. Unfortunately it also killed everyone in the facility and ran off, although it did later phone up to apologise.

A further setback in TiT's flagship bioweapons development was announced today as General Barry G Klepper admitted he had pulled future funding for the project following another error with Project Nemesis' DNA slicing sequence and a disastrous lapse in TiT's on site security.

"Nemesis 3", thought to be TiT's latest genetically modified bio-soldier, escaped from its secure facility at TiT's Skarsdale HQ last week and is believed to be at large somewhere in the Home Counties. Police in 5 counties are on full alert and the public have been warned not to approach the creature, who could be disorientated and is potentially lethal. General Klepper also said TiT's military personnel were working "round the clock" to try and trace the creature and that they were cooperating with the police and other government agencies in their search. A full investigation has been launched.

In a separate incident, Hertfordshire police are investigating after several members of the public reported an apparently unsupervised child wandering through Tring wearing nothing but a nappy. Police have warned the public not to approach the child, who may be dangerous, but to contact them instead.